PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
by scariscoolig December 7, 2022
Get the thongsmug. According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021
Get the Thongmug. Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Valley thong whistlemug. by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017
Get the Hungarian thongmug. When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.
Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
by TheJenerate October 19, 2020
Get the GG Thongmug. October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019
Get the Thong Daymug. by b00bs69 April 24, 2022
Get the luca thongmug.