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A little iodine and that thing could walk again

If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.
Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.

But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.
Related Words

Here's the thing 

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.
S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."
Here's the thing by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008

The thing 

What happens when a character in a movie or tv show says the title of that movie/tv show in it. Also known as a Title Drop.
Doc Brown (on TV): "We're sending you BACK TO THE FUTURE!"
Me: "Yo dude they did the thing!"
The thing by Rice Menshorts November 3, 2013
Border between friendship and an actual relationship
Me and Daniel had a thing however I noticed hown he was a fuckboy so I stopped talking to him
A thing by CalzonManchado February 19, 2017

Snuggle Thing 

A term of endearment used to describe someone you wish to snuggle with.
To LL, my snuggle thing:
I love you so much. Will you marry me?
- GW, your snuggle thing
Snuggle Thing by YAMuffin July 29, 2008

dick thing to do 

An unkind or inconsiderate act.

Something that someone does that only someone considered a 'dick' would do.
Bro #1: I was walking down the street with my mom yesterday and this dick came and shot her in the face.
Bro #2: What a dick thing to do.
Bro #1: IFKR!
dick thing to do by kitchyboy October 28, 2017