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nut slapping

When your balls swing to and fro, hitting your grundle and the womans mound when giving her a furious pounding resulting in a a pleasant "shuck-shuck-shuck" sound.
Dude, I was banging this bitch so hard last night she got a savage nut slapping
by The Nut Slapper August 31, 2006
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burrito slap

the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.
Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.
by Schmidtdog September 7, 2007
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Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.
Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.
by *xXx* April 4, 2007
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Pimm's-slapped

1. Getting drunk on Pimm's No. 1 Cup.

2. Refusing to drink Pimm's at Henley Royal Regatta, and getting slapped for this affront.
1. Lady Astor: "Lord Churchill, you're Pimm's-slapped!"
Churchill: "Madam, I may be Pimm's-slapped, but - BLRRHUHH!"

2. "I say, old thing, did you witness that commotion this afternoon in the Steward's Enclosure when the Yank turned down the Pimm's? The silly chap got himself Pimm's-slapped something frightful!"
by time-it July 8, 2010
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fart slap

If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.
"Hey, let's give Russ the fart-slap"
by whitest guy ever April 29, 2005
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Indian slap

When a man/woman/it puts their hand in hot curry and slaps a woman's vagina creating a burning orgasm
I want to Indian slap that girl so hard
by YashPala11 June 6, 2017
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Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012
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