It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015

Get In The Sidecar Bitch

Effectively telling someone to fuck off, or leave you alone

"Hey what'd you do that for!?"
"Get in the sidecar bitch!"

by Robbie O'H December 9, 2008

Scroonch up the Sides, Slop it On

The act of baking a pig on the barbeque. Also a term used by the crocodile hunter.

That pig, i'm gonna SCROONCH UP THE SIDES AND SLAP IT ON

by duh March 4, 2003

the sidekick effect

The crashing of multiple servers due to exponentially increased internet traffic.

In this case, because of the website: www.evanwashere.com/stolensidekick. This chronicles a man's struggle with ghetto people who stole his friend's cellular phone out of the back of a Taxi. Because of the events, and the backing from people all over the world via the Internet, multiple servers for forums and blogs were brought to their knees.

Dude, don't host on that server or it will experience the sidekick effect.

by TylerJ June 11, 2006

The Sidewinder

When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.

"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"

by Dmay27 April 12, 2010

The Sidewalk Troops

A group, or rather a troop, of African American teens from Englewood who are well known on Youtube for making videos about "jerkeen" which is a type of pan-african cultural dance. They are most notably recognized by the jerkeen community as all of the members have a physical handicap which sets their group apart from other groups such as SRB. Several troop members also retain African based names such as "Kahaari", "Jozcel" and "Jonezci."

The side walkers enjoy to be called The Sidewalk Troops and they enjoy to jerk around on the sidewalk.

by marc cortez July 20, 2010

the sideways boogie

another way to describe sex or having intercourse

Kyle: So did you do it?
Mark: Do what?
Kyle: You know, the sideways boogie, the big nasty, go to town, get it on, sex?
Mark: Bro you know I did.

by brianeno May 11, 2011