Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Blake Piper

Used to describe someone who is beyond cool.

If someone has just saved a million peoples lives, they can be referred to as Blake Piper.

Is that james bond?
yes, thats Blake Piper.

You see superman saves all those peoples lives?
Yeah hes Blake Piper for sure.

by Stevie McSteverson May 26, 2011

Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs

Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs

by snookie pie October 25, 2023

Will Piper

A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children

“Omg! It’s Will Piper!”

by Kebbanjie04 December 14, 2022

Piper carnley

Big fat munter

Biggest munter in outwood

Piper carnley is a big fat munter

by Mr telephone man June 28, 2022

Piper McDowell

admirable, adorable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, captivating, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enthralling, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fetching, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal

Piper Mcdowell is amazing.

by Salty__Pancakes December 06, 2019

Piper Robinson

An albino girl with blonde hair, freckles, and is very thicc.

John: Did you see Piper Robinson over there with Mike?
Dean: Yeah, she one thicc momma ya know what I’m sayin?

by LeWaterSheep August 31, 2019