Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
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Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
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Get the Slap Cannon mug.The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.
Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action
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Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
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Get the CANNON FUDGER mug.A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
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