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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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candle

a portable device capable of cooking a medium child to an extent
pass me the candle these children will thaw out if we dont roast thum now
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020
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Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.
Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023
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Candle

Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo
Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)
by Deedsbee May 29, 2017
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Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock
by Thetallmf September 3, 2017
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cinnamon candle

its when you light a cinnamon candle and let the wax run on your penis and then you jizz.
dude i just cinnamon candled on my girlfriend last-night.
by zmizzell February 22, 2009
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