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cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.
did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?
by warricka January 15, 2022
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A Bird In A Cage

A Bird in a cage is an extremely attractive female with a partner / boyfriend. Usually a douche bag.
Yeo Trane you see that hot ass shordie?

Yea, she got a man tho

Fuck! She's a Bird in a cage
by CuckLord416 October 23, 2018
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Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.
Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
by TheRuminator November 26, 2020
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shawn cage

1. A legendary sexual beast with heighten awareness.
2. A man that can steal your girl.

3. A man known for scoring, even if the girl is taken.
"Dude, that guy totally just Shawn Caged my girlfriend.
by punkdunk November 13, 2019
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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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Caged

1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.

2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.

Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?
by goiky January 8, 2020
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cat cage

She's got a proper dirty cat cage
by Fitza July 5, 2017
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