Austin

A weird kid that fingers and fucks dog but denies it.

Austin is weird because he fucks dogs.

by Somerandomguy001 June 13, 2018

Austin

an amazing guy he can be an ass but you should never leave because when you do you feel its all your fault that one day he will die and so with you he's hot kind funny and if will laugh at a joke that's not even funny

damn she got her self a real man Austin

by Patchesandrose January 15, 2018

Austin

A loving and caring guy who always pleases his girl friend. He has beautiful short, cropped brown hair and dark rich brown eyes. Not many people out there like him. Will surprise his girlfriend with anything when she's feeling down. Leave him and you'll realize you just made the biggest mistake in your life .

Hey do you know Austin? I kinda like him. Yeah he's already dating the hottest girl in school.

by Savagemanjeff2768 November 22, 2016

Austin

A sexy man just for your best friend. He goes perfectly with people called Tayah and Taylor. He is a nice cunning person. And Enjoys marathons and running.

Tayah and Austin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G.

by Sexybeastandpotato July 12, 2018

Austin

a male obsessed with hair who has an older brother, and some very interesting stories involving DnD

He's such an Austin!

by HairyParmesan March 27, 2015

Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009

Austin

Austin is trash but some how has a girlfriend

Austin is trash

by I love Zaria June 27, 2018