taint gobbler

someone that enjoys consuming the area between a mans bootyhole and pp

im a really good taint gobbler

by noahtaame March 15, 2022

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

speckled taint

when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled

aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint

by jeff tow March 17, 2021

Taint jockey

A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.

He's always Brown nosing. He's such a taint jockey

by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018

taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.

It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!

by SugarCube May 23, 2013

Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.

by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013

Tainted Cocktail

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint

After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili

by Mandoobie October 19, 2020