Stealth bomb

The act of taking a Jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones' alcoholic intentions.

Josh: how did you get through work today?
Scott: I stealth bombed the entire time bruh

by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014

stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.

Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.

by Guido1 October 25, 2009

heavy stealth

Nobody can see you if there are no witnesses.

"I use heavy stealth."

by SomeCaliGirl January 23, 2024

Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

by CanadianAnalyst March 24, 2015

Stealthed

Having moved past an object or person without beeing noticed until after the stealthing had taken place.

Guy: Dude, i just totally stealthed past that guy.
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!

by FallingDutchMan July 22, 2023