A very muscular and sexy man. He loves oil and RolePlay. Never washes his clothes, and likes a different animal every day. He likes gorilla tag, dildos, and Croix.
by Loucus June 10, 2022
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Random citizen: "Woah! Who is that hot man sitting next to you?"
Me: "Oh, that's my lovely boyfriend Simon Kalivoda "
Me: "Oh, that's my lovely boyfriend Simon Kalivoda "
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The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)
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Get the Do a Simone mug.Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.
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