Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

shat

shit but shat💔

person 1: “i just took a shat.”

person 2: “cool.”

by cnivia January 10, 2021

Shat

The past tense if "this shit"

I ate so much chili that I went to the bathroom and immediately shat.

by thislittleguy July 18, 2016

Shat

Shark and Cat. That's all I have to say.

Oh hey, a Shat!

by Casual Kazoo March 23, 2022

shat the shat

when you’re confused and don’t know what’s going on

"What the shat the shat is happening with my life rn?"
-Nadia

by fewfew November 30, 2022

Shit shat

When you hate life

Shit shat said by Kelia

by DD93742 November 8, 2019

Shat

leaky poo

Bobby: "Is that diarrhea or shat?"
Sally: "it's clearly shat man, he just drank a lot of tomato juice today."

Kristofer: "A bird just shat on my leg!"
Erin: "Wow, that is a pretty leaky poo."

by ernogurr June 2, 2011