euans mum

a right dog in bed

henry and brendan - would you like to go upstairs with euans mum

by hewpro October 4, 2021

Your mum

Hot

Your mum hot

by Smallchunguz July 27, 2021

Kieron’s Mum

A lovely lady. Also bangs like a shithouse door in a gale. Well known to burger kings and queens.

Man, I was hanging out of Kieron’s Mum last night when I got all my loot mooched.

by Kieronsmumsflaps January 31, 2023

logans mum

Very hot and tasty

Hey have you seen logans mum

by Dvrby October 9, 2023

Ur mum

Your mum

Your mother the person who gave birth to you

10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME

by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 6, 2023

Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.

Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!

by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023

Mum boy

When you try to cuss but you can't and you flop all the time.

Normal person - look at your clapped hair line though

You - shut up you mum boy

by Princess_tear_drop July 12, 2017