moon hit

1. When your weed gets all nice and milked up in the bowl; 2. Something stupid that has to do with weed that your friend makes up and says is true but really hes a complete fucking idiot.

1. "Look at that shit burn! Looks like he's sipping on a nice thick moon hit."
2. "Hey guys, have you ever heard of a moon hit? Its when you ... ..."

by K hood dog January 31, 2009

Moon Whales

pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.

"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006

Moon Dive

Drinking somebody's bathwater. Typically a hot girl, but it can be used in any circumstance depending on the desperation involved. Also, the level of physical or dirtiness before the bath is related to the hotness of the individual.

Damn she is fine. I would totally moon dive her after a 3 hour bukkake session at the end of a marathon.

by CarloRossi April 18, 2011

Mouse Moon

When mice, attracted to the cheese of the moon (because, as we all know, the moon consists of cheese and cheese alone), travel to said moon and consume it to the point where the once all-cheese moon is entirely mice - as if to say, the moon is a sphere of mice and only mice such that when spaceships attempt landing on the moon, they cannot and instead travel through the center of the mouse moon and out the other side. During the journey through the center of the mouse moon, the spaceship only comes into contact with miles and miles and miles of mice.

Alex: When I traveled to the moon last summer, we found out that it's actually a Mouse Moon now.

Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?

Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.

Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?

by Sixthperiodfree September 26, 2011

Moon Wizard

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.

That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard

by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015

Harpoon moon

When a girl moons you but the string from her tampon is hanging out

She flashed me a harpoon moon

by Badabingbert June 9, 2018

Moon whizzer

When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.

I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer

by slick slappy January 20, 2015