Lily jones

Lily jones :amazing

Lily jones is the best person ever

by Lilyjonesje April 30, 2022

John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li

That dude over there is a John Jones

by yako-li March 25, 2021

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Rexton Jones

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022

Thunderdump Jones

A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.

Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.

God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!

by Wooosh51 July 30, 2011

Todd jones

Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.

Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 9, 2022

Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!

Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019