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Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice
by DankDefintions February 21, 2011
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Fred Jones

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.
Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there
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Darius Jones

A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.
Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH
by DelariaMassHysteria September 9, 2015
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Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
by Rookie boi July 2, 2018
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Rexton Jones

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones
by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022
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Julio Jones

A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt
What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.
by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021
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