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Smule-Hop

A fascinating new musical genre created primarily using the application, Smule. The application requires no knowledge of music production, composition nor ability to play an instrument of any type. No real talent whatsoever is needed to start writing cool rap songs and join the fun claiming them as your own. The background track is made using pre-existing loops freeing them up to vocally drone and dribble on about insipid nonsense. Made popular by teens in Western NY, the "songs" are typically about driving, speeding in or crashing their make believe cars as most "artists" are in their mid teens and therefor unable to drive legally. Other themes include heartache they have never experienced and some of the truly ruthless even branch out and use the N word. The irony lies in the fact that they are all spoiled white kids from affluent neighborhoods and towns all cross referencing one another in their "songs" as if they were real life rap stars. E.g. X feat. Y produced by Z etc. Some feeble attempt at 133t is used to make their already juvenile, likely borrowed and inane names appear more interesting. Album names and recording labels are completely fabricated and non existent to go along with the whole image and bots of course are manipulated for view counts and ratings on their one publishing platform, Soundcloud.
Yo, that's some dope Smule-Hop. Auto tune wasn't cool in 2000 and I promise you it's not cool now. Beat it nerd and go learn to actually rap or write an original track that doesn't sound like a Kidz Bop, Nuvaring ad.
by GBEastside June 20, 2019
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floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.
I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.
by Bob Chan September 14, 2010
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boonie hopping

Driving off road in the middle of nowhere often on rocky terrain.
The boys went boonie hopping out in the dessert in the jeep.
by netty_angel September 16, 2013
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Hottie Hopping

The progressive navigation through poorly secured social networking profiles and photo albums to look at young ladies who are not known to the individual who is browsing.
I'd run out of good porn to look at, so I opted for a spot of hottie hopping from my niece's "facespace" profile.....
by Jimboshka June 9, 2010
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Grill Hopping

The action of sneaking from house to house with a couple of friends with the goal of grilling at least one burger on your neighbors' grills without getting caught.
Hey man do you want to go Grill Hopping with us at midnight?" "Oh hell yea!"
by Richie Melps August 9, 2010
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hop on the hive

a term used among Minecrafters and other gamers to describe a violent gay orgy.
Person 1 : Hey, do you wanna hop on the hive later tonight?

Person 2: Sure, I'm down. Can I bring a couple friends?
by ganondorfplays February 28, 2021
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Walmart Hopping

One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.
Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!

Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....
by mactowngirl November 10, 2010
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