Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

future perfect

An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.

Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.

This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.

by zanderfin December 8, 2019

Future

The time ahead of the present time; the time where some things change.

The time where things are predicted.

Kid: Mom when are we gonna go to insert fun place here?
Mom: in the future

I predict in the future that we will have flying cars.

by User_takenlol99 December 13, 2019

Future

Nobody knows what the fuck he saying Ngl all we know is, he's Future and he's a Mumble Rapper.

Fan: "Hey Future, can I get your autograph?"
Future: *Weird Mumbling noises* "I'm future!" *Weird Mumbling noises*

by Crinngo21 December 30, 2019

Future Clones

Future Clones by intention means 'the future clone of ones self.

But has been misinterpreted as "The Future Clones", aka, a large number of people who follow a simple philosophy.

The Future Clones are at the very bottom of the pecking order. Nothing, soulless, brainless, repetitive and downright annoying.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020