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Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
mugGet the Dirt Biscuitmug.

Dirt Nigger

how to call hispanics the n word, same way black people are called the plain and simple hard r and arabic people are called sand niggers, dirt nigger is what to call mexicans or anything below the rio grande (we all know THEYRE the same thing anyways)
KKK MEETING

KKK1 : "What a spic"

KKK2: "Actually thats an old term, the grand master dragon wizard said from now on we call them dirt niggers"
by SuperSpaceAids November 27, 2021
mugGet the Dirt Niggermug.

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020
mugGet the eating dirtmug.

dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.
Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...
by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014
mugGet the dirt stockermug.

dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game
Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.
by weaktits December 17, 2008
mugGet the dirt scoopmug.

Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
mugGet the Dirt Pinchmug.

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