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Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.
Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.
by StumpyBob January 8, 2021
mugGet the Crop Sprayingmug.

Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Carolina crop circlemug.

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
mugGet the Tend to my cropsmug.

Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy
Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop
by NoobutMax March 21, 2023
mugGet the Bloody Cream Cropmug.

Crop?

Crop is a word that fatherless people on tik tok use to address eachother.
"crop?"
by aujJDBHJHW March 31, 2022
mugGet the Crop?mug.

nobblars crop

A throat cyst ,or other non descript throat issue , sexual or not
I've got a sore throat since noshing old bobs john thomas,answer you have nobblars crop you old slapper
by Lilo lil January 25, 2024
mugGet the nobblars cropmug.

crop chopper

a term used to describe someone who is boring or a workaholic
"jeeze, i cant believe steve blew us off to go fishing"
"yeah, that guy is such a crop chopper"

"i hate having that leon guy in our group. he's indifferent about everything."
"i know, what a crop chopper"
by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009
mugGet the crop choppermug.

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