Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.

Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.

by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019

dirt ladder

When you gather dirt on coworkers with intention of extortion to climb the corporate ladder.

Nick started an "off record" work chat in order to get his peers to leak information he could use to climb his dirt ladder.

by Old Sparky April 9, 2020

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Dirt Diggers

Your dogs AKA feet

feet that dig into the ground

long toe nails is normally the cause

(kid bare foot with unshaved dog nails)
PUT THE DIRT DIGGERS AWAY

by Taylor_Bagel August 19, 2022

Do Dirt

Is a musical artist from Santa Ana California he is a rapper

Do dirt get dirt done

by Do Dirt May 19, 2022