penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.
Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.
by Yeee November 17, 2007
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parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...
"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"
by Bill Booth March 14, 2005
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a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.
Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!
by thecoolcanadian November 24, 2010
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Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.
Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.
by quepasa doc July 19, 2006
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An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.
"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"
by kirstieissocool December 01, 2006
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hell of a lot hotter

1. When someone sees someone who is ugly and comments on it to another person.
2. A way of comapring two people.
1. Dude, she was disgusting! She could have been a hell of a lot hotter.
2. Hey, wasn't that girl over there a hell of a lot hotter than this one?
by RabbitManDude June 04, 2017
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post it in the parking lot

Im going to post it in the parking lot this afternoon with my homies
by Dukeyn May 09, 2008
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