termitemare

The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.

Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.

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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.

by jimseng September 2, 2011

Terminal Dickery

A chronic disease in which a person is being a dick for a long time

" Accpetance handshake!"- Little brother
"For what?" -Big Brother
"for you coming to terms with your Terminal Dickery" -Little Brother

by thestankman September 19, 2011

terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 19, 2013

terminally handicapped

A state of disability so severe that it leads to a cause of death

With the plays that Billy is making at second base makes me think that he is terminally handicapped.

by Iceburgaler August 1, 2017

terminaling

(verb)

1. To be actively utilizing a terminal or virtual console to communicate with an external system.

2. To be in route in an airport from one concourse to another.

"She was terminaling into the server via SSH to restart the web service."

"The person in the red jacket has me terminaling from one gate to another to catch the connecting flight."
"I saw the word 'terminaling' used in a sentence on PaulsDevBlog.com, and it looked cool and felt good reading it aloud."

by FixedFolding.com November 8, 2017

terminal thin

So thin that if you turn sideways to anyones line of sight, you inevitably... disappear

"Oh god, that kid Dylan Breeze just went all terminal thin on us, I can't see him!"

by Terminal Fat Is Not Real February 13, 2018

Terminal Chubbosity

The constant speed of caloric intake that a freely eating person eventually reaches when the resistance of their stomach prevents further ingestion.

It was when I leaned in to reach for that last slice of stuffed crust loaded pizza that I knew I had reached terminal chubbosity.

by 12many July 31, 2018