Vermont Teddy Bear 

A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.

Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.

Vermont Teddy Bear by Thudder March 1, 2013

Loving Teddy 

When one falls deaply in love at a young age. One feels they need to get married right away and move faraway from family that would disaprove.

I May 2006, i fell in live with Theodore, and I an still Loving Teddy.

Loving Teddy by XchelseaXleeX April 13, 2009

Mr. Teddy 

A person that someone named Selena named her boyfriend Mr. Teddy. So now every time you say Mr. Teddy Selena or Mr. Teddy get mad

Me: Hi Mr. Teddy!
Mr. Teddy: STOP! SHUT UP!

Mr. Teddy by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ November 30, 2018

To teddy 

The act of having sexual relations with a 1st year member of a group, i.e., a novice, by a more senior member, i.e., a pro, a veteran etc.

That Pro teddied that novice.
To teddy a novice is an enjoyable activity.

To teddy by John Smith Smith Smith June 14, 2009

sweaty teddy 

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!

Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?
Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.

sweaty teddy by Spyderguy September 14, 2007

tiny teddy addiction 

An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's

*opens packet* oh crap here come all the people with tiny teddy addiction

tiny teddy addiction by TLCgenius April 10, 2014

menacing teddy bear 

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

menacing teddy bear by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011