Tea-Troller

A person who hijacks the comments section of a news article, video or forum thread by posting ultra-conservative/ultra-nationalistic propaganda. Their statements often include words like "Obummer", "libtard", and generally contain things like Benghazi, Obamacare and how liberals, progressives and Obama are responsible for all the evil in the US. Often these comments contain massive spelling and grammar errors, hate speech/profanity and many times have almost no relation to the subject matter.

News Article: Child dies in car wreck
Commenter1:OMG! That's so terrible!
Commenter2:Why did this happen
Tea-Troller: If someone had a gun they could shoot the tires out, but because Obummer and the liberal agenda want to take your freedoms away, the kid died. Because unions and progresives have destroyd our manufacturing by underming the consistushun, cars aren't safe.
Commenter3:Dude, what does that have to do with the article?
Commenter1:Don't feed the Tea-Troller

by jackburton420 May 26, 2014

Tea Concentrate

The super-strong liquid left at the bottom of your mug after a teabag has been left in your now drunken tea. This usually occurs as a result of failure to completely drink the beverage or dispose of the teabag beforehand.

Trevor: Have you finished drinking that yet?

Bob: Pretty much, do you want this Tea Concentrate?

Trevor: Hell no.

by EdoubleLIOT January 15, 2011

goba tea

the first bottled white people bubble tea aka. gentrified boba tea where you don't need to leave your home to get boba or as white people say "bubble tea." can be thought of as a daily boba that that doesn't make you thicc but still tastes great!!!

boyfriend: babe i bought you some goba tea because i know you like to suck and two you like two swallow these balls

ABG gf: ahhh gimme my goba tea now!!!!

by thenycbobalover November 9, 2020

Pouring Tea

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.

Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.

by Clara Fication June 9, 2016

egyptian tea

After a hard workout, When you are covered I sweat you perform a tea bag on someone.

Ahh man i gave her a Egyptian tea before I dumped her

by RjCanada August 23, 2017

Menstrual Tea

The act of pouring hot water into a kettle and using a used tampon or rolled up pad in place of a tea bag and sipping it

My girls on the rag tonight boys! Looks like its time for some menstrual tea

by Da Lovebutton December 30, 2012

Tea Swizzle

An on the spot enema using tea.

I'm about to listen to cool summer by t swizzle while doing a tea swizzle

by AshMaster5000 November 21, 2022