Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
by Deertay July 31, 2018
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Taco Bell wine

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020
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Taco Bell whore

A person that doesn’t need a reason to go to Taco Bell, but now has a reason to go to Taco Bell.
Dammit Jim! I’m a Taco Bell whore, not a doctor!
by jim24144 October 03, 2022
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taco bell sauce challenge

go to taco bell and get fire sauce packets and have the challenger drink 5 packets of fire sauce
person 1: i just went to taco bell and got 5 packets of fire sauce you should do the taco bell sauce challenge.

person 2: no way man last time i did that i started gagging because it was so hot.
by Jessica pennywinkle January 01, 2012
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taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
by GDubz019 July 26, 2021
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shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower
"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."
by Fucking moron October 17, 2017
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Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 16, 2022
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