To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
Get the on the desperation trainmug. Ridding the unexplainable succes of Tim Tebow. Having a very lucky streak. Being the center of attention while having a crazy lucky streak of fortune and fame.
Man I put Tebow in as my starting quarterback in my fantasy league and I am going to ride that Tebow Train to 1st place.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.
by letzgoblues December 18, 2011
Get the Tebow Trainmug. by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021
Get the Train-Smashmug. While aboard the Amtrak #22 North bound for Poplar Bluff Missouri I decided to go hit the bar car in search of some train strange.
by K to tha G beotch October 16, 2019
Get the train strangemug. The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.
by SCnative July 18, 2016
Get the texas trainmug. The act of dunking a mans penis into boiling water before penetration as to give the illusion of mist (steam) coming off the train (penis)
Dude are you okay? Yeah, I just was in the hospital after the misty train I gave Cindy last night, totally worth it!
by ABagOfNickel January 26, 2016
Get the Misty Trainmug. Taco Train is when two Mexicans Sandwich a female. One hits it from the back and one hits it from the front. Much like the Eiffel Tower except when they run the train they raise one arm up and pull the air lever and yell chooo chooooo.
by KPN5467 June 2, 2018
Get the Taco Trainmug.