Stopping Traffic 

any creative form of suicide which potentially causes traffic problems.

1. Driving into oncoming traffic.
2. Sticking your head out of a manhole on a busy street.
3. Hanging yourself from an overpass or interstate sign.

These are all examples of stopping traffic.

Stopping Traffic by AngelOfDeath;) April 8, 2009

Bulgarian Traffic Cone 

Sexual practice that involves S&M acts whilst hanging from your nipples. Its name derived from the fact that your nipples become flattened and discolored like Bulgarian traffic cones.

Note: NOT for novices or those with pre-existing nipple conditions!

I totally pulled a bulgarian traffic cone last night!

Bulgarian Traffic Cone by CSoundtrack June 20, 2012

Caught in traffic 

Busy.

Slim said he's caught in traffic right now, but he'll be here later.

Caught in traffic by [i] Doll January 29, 2009

downtown traffic 

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

downtown traffic by lalaluscious February 7, 2014

sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

sneeze traffic by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

California Traffic Jam 

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

California Traffic Jam by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign 

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017