zoo zoos and wham whams

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.

Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.

by Rocko Van Zetti May 24, 2023

Zooing

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

by LayniBee August 28, 2023

The Zoo

The wild ass fucking universe containing an enormous amount of unanswered questions and unnecessary things that can kill you or scar you for life, tis but a lovely universe we share all by ourselves is it not?

"Yo I think that giraffe neck yee yee lookin ass mf forgot the zoo culture up in here no cap"

by BubbyTheSpaceCowboi June 20, 2021

big zoo

a person who is clearly big, and has the tendency to be a zoo. Oftentimes first name starts with Z.

“is she a zoo? no, she’s a big zoo for sure”

by thehanibal April 27, 2024

Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.

If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

Zoo

A group of minorities; a trap house (Used often in Chicago, believed to be originated from Chief Keef and Fredo Santana)

“Aye foenem, imma pick up the zoo n shlide to the crib”
“Merch”

by Melancholy Ali February 14, 2020