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Net Planet

Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.

Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.

vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.

Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
a vex would commonly ask where Net Planet is or how to get to it.
by D3$P4C170 June 2, 2019
mugGet the Net Planetmug.

Gas Planet

Guy 1: What’s a gas planet call scientifically

Guy 2: A big ass balloon I think
by RDM1615 November 5, 2019
mugGet the Gas Planetmug.

Planet comedy

A planet of “comedy” which is just really bad jokes.
*someone saying a stupid joke*
welcome to Planet Comedy population: Aaron.”
by Beffmig November 28, 2019
mugGet the Planet comedymug.

Brick Planet

ROBLOX: "It's Free!" *evil laugh*
ROBLOXians with common sense: "Nah, we'll find something else better than ROBLOX, bye"
Brick Planet: "did someone say: "Something else better than ROBLOX"?"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "yaaay"
-10 years later-
Brick planet: *turns to shit like roblox did*
ROBLOXi- ahem... Planeteers with common sense: "shit"
mugGet the Brick Planetmug.

Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
mugGet the Planeteeringmug.

planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment
Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.
by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024
mugGet the planet bmug.

Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth

This guy will lowkey bust out some moves similar to the salsa, go really fast, go really slow, and then blast off into the blue sky. COME BACK AND HIT THE FOLKS YEAHHHHH. then he explains Fnaf lore and explodes, See yah!
A Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth: Your greatest and truest desire in the form of your absolute worst nightmare.

HOLY FUCK ITS A GIANT FUCKING TSUNAMI WAVE, COURTESY OF Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zarenth AHHHHHHHHH
by KevinLebronFan49ers January 30, 2022
mugGet the Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranthmug.

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