A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
by Bshifters December 15, 2019
Get the Moisture Pigmug. Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.
Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.
by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012
Get the Teacup Piggingmug. A term referring to a piggy-bank meaning;
1. To literally shake a piggy-bank to collect the coins within or;
2. To figuratively not spend any money in a situation that would normally require it (i.e. A penny pincher, tight fisted, cheap, ) or;
3. You could "shake someone's pig" by continuously bumming money/food off of them.
Generally reserved for people who are poor or broke.
1. To literally shake a piggy-bank to collect the coins within or;
2. To figuratively not spend any money in a situation that would normally require it (i.e. A penny pincher, tight fisted, cheap, ) or;
3. You could "shake someone's pig" by continuously bumming money/food off of them.
Generally reserved for people who are poor or broke.
Crap I'm out of gas money! Guess it's time to shake the pig.
I have no money for gas, so I'm going to shake Jake's pig and get a ride to the mall.
I'm going to have to shake the pig this winter cus' I'm not paying for heat!
I have no money for gas, so I'm going to shake Jake's pig and get a ride to the mall.
I'm going to have to shake the pig this winter cus' I'm not paying for heat!
by J.S.H.T. October 4, 2010
Get the shake the pigmug. by emily1234578910 July 13, 2013
Get the pigs milkmug. by Jknows February 26, 2017
Get the 3rd pigmug. 
n. Bacon. The beautiful, streaky bounty that can be extracted from pigs and - when combined with any other food (including MORE bacon) - makes said food infinitely more tasty.
by EMM_1984 July 30, 2012
Get the Pig goldmug.