minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018

spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.

Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

Ming En

A Ming En is the kindest of all men, who strives for the greatness of those around him and everybody else who cross his paths. The renaissance man, he is an astute scholar, a gifted musician often found terrific with the drumset and quite possibly teaches it too. As a paradigm of the gifted scholarly musician, Ming En is blessed with physical capabilities, even in the army such as the GS Branch. To know a Ming En is to know a man with a mole who is a blessing to all those he meets, loves, greets, teaches and helps.

Man, Ming En is always helping me out in these situations!

by erlangcucks April 8, 2021

Fizzy Minge

The unusual tingling feeling a girl feels between her legs when standing next to an attractive male while stuck on a tube for nearly an hour, with the temperature increasing in both the Carriage, and between her legs.

L: 'I was stuck on the tube today for ages, like 50 mins. At least the guy next to me was, like, WELL FIT. I had a proper fizzy minge!'

by Smaybes April 14, 2011

Ya Ming

means "you know what i mean","understand".
pronounced "yaw-meng"

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?

by dat one dude October 25, 2006

Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

by Cockdriller March 1, 2010

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie January 11, 2009