Swooning

The act of making a "goose" or other wise known as a "swoon" with your hand and then proceeding to punch another male pear in the genitalia region

"Ian was swooning Joe today, he is still laying on the ground."

by Dean Ian April 8, 2009

sopping wet pink umbrella

A sopping wet vagina

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.

by m-dubya May 27, 2005

swooping

The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male

Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana

by banana removalers October 23, 2010

eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

Stooping

The act of drinking 40's, generally OE, walking down the streets of a city stopping every so often to sit on a stoop and pound 40's.

Ethan: Hey Nolan what are you doing tonight?

Nolan: Bryan and I are going to Albany, We're gonna pick up some 40's and go stooping.

by EEEman35 August 1, 2009

Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.

"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."

by Nick February 4, 2004

Shopping sPee

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.

You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!

by Exsalad January 4, 2010