straight kid who moans in class

this kid is secretly gay and enjoys saying "your mom" and "mmmm daddy harder"

straight kid who moans in class: "nghh daddy faster"
everyone else: 'that kid is gay'

by anonymous January 25, 2022

feeling straight

Euphemism for male arousal. Other common terms are erection, hard-on

I woke up this morning feeling straight!

by Tru Tiger February 13, 2019

Atlanta Straight

A man who is definitely gay while also currently married to a woman.

Mitch McConnell, known closeted gay man, went on another tirade against gay marriage in front of the press. Many people would refer to Mitch as "Atlanta Straight."

by Mr. Wordy McWordson March 18, 2021

Prairie dog straight jacket

When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping

I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.

by 420twerm December 27, 2021

Scraight like a scraightball bat

1.your good or your straight 2.the opposite of gay. It is derived from the saying queer as a football bat.

1.Are you okay? Yeah man, I'm scraight like a scraightball bat. 2.You're queer as a football bat. No I'm scraight like a scraightball bat.

by Mr. Jizzmeister July 14, 2009

straight girl crush

When a lesbian gets a crush on a straight girl. The term is usually associated with frustration and unsatisfied longing.

I know Kathy isn't a lesbian like me, but I can't stop fantasizing about her. I've got a bad straight girl crush.

by John Hoff April 19, 2008

Straight Lampin'

The act of hanging out or keeping it real in a sitution that provides no other equal or better oppurtunity

Jane: Hey what are you planning on doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick

by Johnny Mexico July 31, 2006