as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

going stiff

Something like the poop shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the shit held in your arse until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking.

Hey Greg, what's wrong? Going stiff are you?

by Kristina Green April 25, 2008

shinfo

Info that does not relate to the subject matter at hand.

Dudeski - "Dude that chicks hot, I'm gonna go take advantage of her."

Duderino - "But she's face down in the dirt, and doesn't even have a pulse."

Dudeski - "Shinfo."

by nah_son October 28, 2008

stiff

A Stiff, a person that has left this plane of exestance (dead as the cat in the road) the word "stiff"was given due to rigermortis (stiffening of the body and joins) making the body very hard to move

Police officer "send the coriner...we got a stiff"

by Alucard Djin July 11, 2004

stiff

to get conned by someone; cheated out of what you earned/won

I was tryin to hustle for some cash but I got stiffed by some guy when he didnt pay up after he lost in a game of pool.

by the3pit0m3 June 25, 2004

Stife

The wackest ever. A mixture of something Stale And Triflin..

That Dude Jeans Is Stife As Hell!
Her weave is SO Stife!
That Stife Ass Pussy!

by MadFace McLovin July 1, 2008

stiff neck

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

by Robdogbro June 21, 2008