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Phillip Stewart

The best fucking guy you will ever meet. Goal driven, hard working chad of a man who loves his friends and is extremely responsible. Fun loving guy loved by all, and those who don’t love him are probably vegetables.
Wow, Phillip Stewart sure is an awesome friend.
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Lewis Stewart

Lewis is a strong and manly man who worships all men. He can be very sexual to people of the male variety. He is often quiet but when he isn’t he can found screaming lyrics to any song.
by Loshi426 July 18, 2022
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Martha Stewart

Martha don’t snitch, she’s too streetwise a real street n**ga
by jridyxhhe July 31, 2022
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beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.
After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.
by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022
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Robert Stewart

by roberto Stewart October 15, 2022
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DaVon Stewart

DaVon Stewart is a walking legend of a man in the prime age of 37 yrs old residing in the Nevada desert in the City of Sins.

His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
He can kill two stones with one bird
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
Superman has pijamas with his logo
Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
He once ignited a 510 battery - using only his hands.
1. General use: I saw Elon Musk was waiting in the lobby - rumor has it he's hoping to catch DaVon Stewart for an elevator pitch.

2. In popular culture: The said the new AVD carts modeled their aesthetic over DaVon Stewart's Jawline

3. Modified usage: Florida was absolutely dismantled by Hurricane Ian - good thing DaVon was out that day.
by 2nd_most_interesting_man2122 October 27, 2022
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Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.
by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022
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