shelton school (dallas)

a place for dyslexic people to go get high and hook up

jesuit kid 1: who’s that girl you’re dating
jesuit kid 2: oh she’s goes to shelton

jesuit kid 1: ohhhhhhhh … she goes to shelton school (dallas)

by I’m in love with stacy’s mom September 24, 2021

Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but seems to get tired or bored of them easily. A Warrior both Physically and Spiritually, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
Music, Money and Sports is where you thrive.

That is Shelton

by Godchosenone November 23, 2021

The Stalty Dog

The act of having anal sex with a woman and then receive a blow job from her to finish you off.

"I can't believe you pulled The Stalty dog tonight"

"She was definitely down for The Stalty Dog"

Girl: "I'm totally down for The Stalty Dog"

by The Original SD October 19, 2012

Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

Miya (spelt Mia)

Mia is truly the most amazing girl you can meet, she is talented and absolutely georgeous. She is a goddess on earth. Everybody treats her like a queen, most of her time is spent training to be a better version of herself. Your lucky to meet a Mia and even luckier if you are her friend. She is a beautiful dancer and competitive athlete, she has lots of friends and always wants the best for them. Most girls are jealous of Mia but inside she is insecure. Don’t be fooled by her confidence on the outside because inside she’s hoping that nobody notices her flaws. There is no reason not to be mias friend she is loyal, honest and full of surprises and puts others before herself, everybody loves a Mia.

Boy- Woah ! That girls is beautiful
Other boy- That’s because she’s miya (spelt Mia)

by Sparkling1rainbow1 May 3, 2018

Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.

by Seealis January 19, 2020

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021