salt block

One whom prefers to ruin ones game
One whom drops salt blocks

Man that chick was all over my junk, until Yonathon (the salt block) showed up.

by saly lick November 22, 2009

Saltine Oyster

A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.

Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!

by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011

Salter

A nude picture of a girl that is possessed by her female best friend.

See also: saltering

Guy: can I see the salters you have of your best friend??
Girl: No! Girl's eyes only

by Dr. Rohl October 27, 2014

sugar your salt

When someone is being salty af and you're telling them to chill
When someone needs to lighten up on the sass and behave

"sugar your salt bitch who do you think you are"

by badloser July 27, 2015

Back to the Salt Mines

To go back to tedious work after a good break.

Kids: "Laughing", "Talking"
Teacher: Alright lets get "Back to the Salt Mines"

by Pasty White Boys January 14, 2019

Salt Pussy

(Adj.) -a person who is obsessively concerned about getting salt on their car and as a result will be very reluctant to drive their car in the winter and/or will vigorously wash the underside of the car after driven on salted roads.

I wanted to test drive the car that I was going to buy but the salt pussy kept whining about getting salt on his car even though he was about to sell it!

by IROCZ75 February 6, 2009

salt the rim

1) the dried white residue left on the rim of the penis after sex
2) the dried white residue left on the rim of the anus after sex

We don't have to have full on intercourse, we can just salt the rim.

lets finish these martinis, then go home and salt the rim.

the way you shake that fine booty makes me want to salt the rim.

by Max420 April 19, 2011