scallywampus

Misaligned. All askew. Disheveled. In a state of disarray.

After the storm, my patio was scallywampus. Potted plants were knocked over, and patio furniture had blown away.

by WVScott July 14, 2015

Sally Cat

A super cool insanely beautiful girl named Sally.

That Sally Cat is one laid back fly hunny.

by IowanInAZ September 10, 2015

Skallywag

A scamp or rascal - a malevolent scoundrel - who is living their best pirate life in the modern world. Not bound by social norms or the limitations of society, but living life while there is living to be had.

That Skallywag caught a monster Marlin today and is celebrating its release with a good rum.

by Jack S. March 3, 2022

Swamp Scally

A redneck slut or "hood-rat" commonly found at mudfests around the south. The kind of girls that would show their tits for beads, or get drunk and hook up with some random redneck guy. In most cases, if you have a big truck, swamp scallys will be all over you.

Jimbo's buggy was FULL of swamp scallys at Myakka Mudfest!

by MightyWhitey September 13, 2009

Jean stallard

very dramatic; a lovely friend; hilarious

Jean Stallard
lovely
funny

extra

by Jean Stallard February 4, 2019

Big Dick Sally

Sally with a huge Schlong.

Look Bob, it's Big Dick Sally!

by Naxdia November 28, 2018

stalling

going into bathroom stalls, locking them, and climbing over them, leaving them locked from the inside.

"hey lets go stalling"

by aaabbbccc78 July 16, 2010