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Nut Squeeze

Its a painful action that contains two males. one will use his hand open to drag it to the other's groins, or testicles, or nuts, then keep his hand dragged in. then he will start adding pressure on the nuts as he twist in his hands. This action keeps for 15 seconds minumum.
It's cool, try it out and record it on youtube.
Man, once in the camp i was sleeping when both my friends came in the tent and ductaped me to the bed i'm sleeping on, then they woke me up by a perfect nut squeeze that i screamed so that all the camp students and coaches may hear. the tough captain came in released me. he ductaped both my friends after hanging them a wedgie on the tree. and each member in the camp gave them a good kick in the balls. they deserve it although they're my friends
by michael-mikey November 6, 2007
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squeeze cheese

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
by Starsky July 30, 2003
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squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.
-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.
by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007
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squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
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squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts
dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man
by k-trizzle May 30, 2006
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Squeerell

An alternate pronunciation of the word "Squirrel." This pronunciation is used by many foreigners who seem to adapt to the phonetic sounding of a word as it appears on paper.
Look at the pretty squeerells up in na de tree!
by I like Squeerells! October 30, 2008
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Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.
"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."
by roguepeacock March 8, 2014
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