Sprottle

(Northern England, esp Yorks) (v, ambitransitive) To sprawl with arms and legs spread wide. May contain some element of rolling around and thrashing of limbs.

Also: Sprottling (Present participle or gerund)

Combined with "kicking", e.g., "kicking and sprottling" signifies a negative emotional state as expressed by a person with limited impulse control rolling on the floor and lashing out; throwing a tantrum

Gi'im sum spice or 'e'll kick and sprottle (Provide him with some sweets/candy or he will throw a tantrum)
'E wo' sprottlin' abaht (He was sprottling about) He sprawled around in a careless fashion

by GManIOM June 25, 2019

Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out

Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .

by HdSneakerhead May 24, 2018

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

splatter

When you vomit, & the puke goes in every direction.

Jade is pregnant & going through morning sickness. This morning, she splattered ALL over the place before she could even make it to the toilet.

by Candy Grandpre April 6, 2008

splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010

sprat

A feeling of higher than average contentment usually caused by but not limited to a recent sexual encounter.

I lit up a Marlboro after feeling sprat as hell on my way to my car from that bitch's apartment.

by Mark Bain July 18, 2007

Skratty Moshers

Yknow, the type that sit on the benches out the back of the Bentalls Centre, near Legends, and talk about how they 'ollied that mean kerb' or how 'slipknot are like SO the best grunge band'........and stuff.

'Back when i was a Skratty Mosher, i must have been such a cock'

'you still are'

'oh'

by Skrat August 4, 2004