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Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."
by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009
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sploof

The incorrect term for a device actually called a "spoof".
Not a "spLoof"

SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F

A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.

If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.

If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).

You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.

Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Man pass me the sploof !

The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.

I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...

Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
by kool g April 14, 2011
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Lirpa Sloof

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.
Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"

"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"

"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."
by Spanks Johnson April 3, 2008
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Ping Spoofing

Ping Spoofing can be a bannable act
Whay are you Ping Spoofing nigga

Cuz i cAn niggA
by Ya Chan November 18, 2018
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smoof

rewrite of smooth
smoof operator
by thomas January 23, 2004
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spoofty

something thats all spoofy, spiffy and nifty all at once.
dude that game is fuckin spoofty!
by Korijo June 22, 2003
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spoofed up

The act of loitering outside of a supermarket and shitting in a grocery cart.
"Dude, I spoofed up the supermarket yesterday!"
by meme injection June 6, 2016
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