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splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank
person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*
by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010
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Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.
A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.
by Mzilla November 19, 2010
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sploogie buttplug

A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.
He's not fooling anyone, he's such a sploogie buttplug
by stinkymcshittypants April 22, 2011
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Sploop

Anyone want to go ride a couple of sploops tonight?
by Ebo773 May 27, 2020
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Splooge balls regional belch

Donkey boner with 3 gay dudes dressed as nuns wearing tells tubbie tshirts
Well I love splooge balls regional belch
by Jety boy February 7, 2021
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Magjag Splooge

Term used to describe the event when a man is jacking/jerking/jagging off while viewing a dirty magazine with pornographic images such as playboy or penthouse, and the man splooges (ejaculates) all over the magazine creating a giant mess of man gravy on the magazine.
Johnny: Bro, i was totally looking at my penthouse magazine yesterday and there was this picture of this fine girl and dude i just let out my man gravy all over the magazine.

Beaver: Dude, you totally had a magjag Splooge.
by Brycer August 20, 2010
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Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.
I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.
by jb81391 March 8, 2011
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