spider-man

he didnt want to die

spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!

by infinity war crushed my soul June 7, 2018

The Spider-Man

The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.

I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.

by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010

a spider-man

When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man

Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich

by Killa-on-a-spree April 16, 2019

Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face

" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "

by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

Spidermanned

A term used in the 3rd Person Shooter, Gears of War.

A "Spiderman" is the act of getting a headshot on your opponent while they are in the last 2/3 of their roll, making it appear as if your opponent is doing a headstand.

Mostly done with the Sniper, but also uncommonly can be done with a Shotgun and a Pistol.
In GoW2, Torque Bow is capable of this headshot as well.

Origin is not known but many speculate that it was coined "Spiderman" because the actual character, Spiderman, hangs upside down when suspended from a web.

BLaacKeN: Dude this homo wallbounces and dives like he has an STD.
I cant believe he actu- OMFG!! GET FUCKING SPIDERMANNED, KID!!
HAHAHAHA!
He wont be diving anyyyymore.

trevasco: Haha, That's 3 times this game for that kid.
I'd quit right NOW.

by BLaacKeN March 9, 2010

spider man

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.

I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.

by kahner May 2, 2005