Spedi Knight

The term Jedi Knight parodied to describe someone who is special, retarded or spasticated.

"Dude you're clumsy today, what are you some kind of spedi knight?""

by cult88 September 3, 2009

spedneck

special education + redneck

The spednecks sing old Garth Brooks songs on the bus every day.

by brett1983 January 13, 2008

spedmaster

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.

me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'

by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

spedoinkle

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).

1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.

by Bryce September 12, 2003

Spedophile

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Speder

A racist ass flamer, who decides to all of a sudden have morals when someone else makes a joke. Relies on being as offensive as possible to be funny. Is a ginger.

"Have you seen that guy making all the holocaust jokes, then telling everyone that they can fuck off?"

"Yeah that guy is being a total Speder."

by Xubius1 May 9, 2014

Spedistic

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.

Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"

by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022