Spankles

The really weak, spasticated ankles many young ladies inherit whilst in high heels after a couple of drinks. Most often seen at weddings or balls and oft resulting in grazed knees and/or tearful girls.

Kate really found her spankles at the wedding on Saturday, after a few drinks they buckled and she went down like a sack o potatoes.

by Mike Page December 31, 2008

sparkletime

Quality time or facetime, to be spent with your boo, your parentals, or, inadvertently, your brother Jake Jr who just got released prematurely from the pen after serving 5 to life for gerbil molestation and is now "seeking employment", though mostly at regional gerbil farms.
Mostly used by people who keep a poodle and send their daughters on pageants.

Free tickets for the Giants game, huh? VIP seats, huh? Free beer and hot dogs until I puke, huh? Well, no can do. It would interfere with the scheduled sparkletime with my old lady!

by Zwentibold February 28, 2008

sparkle pony princess

another name for christine.

sparkle pony princess is a synonym for the definition of christine in urban dictionary.

by dobbin louis February 5, 2010

sparkes

The effect of skyperbating or skype piping too aggressively over your keyboard.

Last night's speed Skyping session was amazing, Sparkes were flying everywhere

by forwardsman October 21, 2010

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

Sparkle Fluffer

awesomely sarcastic and brilliantly creative with a side of twatastic

"that sparkle fluffer can really cut a bitch down!"

by Fatal Frost June 21, 2012

snarklesniff

A combination of dogs circle-sniffing each other's butts. Meant to be used as an alternative for circle jerk, but was culminated into this word.

The dogs were enjoying a good snarklesniff upon meeting one another.

by AlaskaLivs January 29, 2014