sparkletime 

Quality time or facetime, to be spent with your boo, your parentals, or, inadvertently, your brother Jake Jr who just got released prematurely from the pen after serving 5 to life for gerbil molestation and is now "seeking employment", though mostly at regional gerbil farms.
Mostly used by people who keep a poodle and send their daughters on pageants.

Free tickets for the Giants game, huh? VIP seats, huh? Free beer and hot dogs until I puke, huh? Well, no can do. It would interfere with the scheduled sparkletime with my old lady!

sparkletime by Zwentibold February 28, 2008

sparklative 

The way tipsy Jan, a guitarist from the band Joker Out, says sparkly in their Welcome to the Backstage - UK Tour vlog

Why this has been so has beeven sparkling? Sparklive? Sparklative? Why is this so sparklative? Is there has been a reason why this is so sparkling? Why has this has beeven sparkling? Has why this been so sparkling, Nace? Why have has beeven this sparkling?
- Jan Peteh

sparklative by jobabyboo August 17, 2023

sparkletickle 

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time

I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.

sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017

sparklepire 

Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?

"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."

sparklepire by TabbyStrayer December 19, 2008

Sparklepire 

Noun- 1. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human blood, being emotional pansies, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a 12 year old girl. Most notably instead of doing something cool and dramatic like bursting into flames or turning to ash in sunlight they sparkle. More closely related to Faeries and ButtPixies than vampires.

2. any emo Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at target.

1. "I know what you are. you're a-"
"Say it"
"you're a.. sparklepire
2. "Omg did you see that guy with all the makeup sitting by himself in the corner?"
"I know. Total sparklepire."

Sparklepire by omgWhatABilf February 3, 2010

sparkletower 5000 

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter

girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?

sparkletower 5000 by H&R Block January 1, 2022

sparkleting 

when your hearts connect and you get that sparkle tingley feeling with that special someone !

Me and my boyfriend had our first kiss and we had sparkleting.

sparkleting by bobina & bobashley..& bobamuel June 23, 2008