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sparkletime

Quality time or facetime, to be spent with your boo, your parentals, or, inadvertently, your brother Jake Jr who just got released prematurely from the pen after serving 5 to life for gerbil molestation and is now "seeking employment", though mostly at regional gerbil farms.
Mostly used by people who keep a poodle and send their daughters on pageants.
Free tickets for the Giants game, huh? VIP seats, huh? Free beer and hot dogs until I puke, huh? Well, no can do. It would interfere with the scheduled sparkletime with my old lady!
by Zwentibold February 28, 2008
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