spanner

1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.

He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.

by Michael Falstead January 5, 2009

wank spanner

Andy M is the prime exaple of one of these.

Oi!! Wank spanner!! You down the pub later??

by Brother of Wankspanner December 9, 2008

spangelaton

stuff cheese likes

17:06:38 <cheese> i like it like i like spangelaton

by Trevis September 17, 2003

Spannerboy

A boy of many Spanners. Often recognised by its grumbling mating call. Usually the one who drinks the most and still manages to stay alert until everyone else is asleep so he can begin his reign of terror inserting Glowsticks into unsuspecting Ginger peoples bodies.

Look at that Spannerboy... bet he cant wait to stick his spanner in there...

by Fickolas September 1, 2008

Spanner

Retarded mongaloid

Shut up you spanner

by _[\{< September 11, 2018

Stanger

refer to shitstain

Skidmark on your underwear, brown stain

by stim_ul8or November 12, 2003

spange

The collection of change from Spanish people.

Destiny wanted some spange, so she asked a Spanish laddie for cinco denarro in front of kmart

by dizz mcfunk October 17, 2008