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Snowflake

A sweet, tender, uber generous soul who is more amazing and gorgeous than she ever realises. Like with the white things which fall from the sky in winter, snowflakes are fragile and need to be showered with all the love and affection they deserve.

Snowflakes do melt, so one needs to be careful. Occasionally they melt away into hibernation because even though they completely slay all the challenges which get thrown their way, sometimes it can feel way too much all at once. One must bear in mind however that this threshold trigger point for snowflakes is way higher than what most mere mortals can tolerate.

Another type of melting they do is the good kind. When someone who cares about them deeply does little things to show them or perk them up with the intention of making them smile and laugh. The noun used for such people is "melty melty".

But the most incredible melting is actually inflicted by the snowflake herself, because with a glimpse of an eye she can make other hearts melt. With her dimpled smile. With her mesmerising eyes. With her phenomenal hair. With the beautiful words which come out of her mouth and sound like music. It is important to understand that once your heart has been melted by a snowflake there is no cure. However this has the wonderful benefit of knowing that whatever challenges either of you go through in life, whatever pain you feel, whenever you feel it is all getting too much to bear, fear not because you will be there for each other.
Wow, did you feel that flutter in your heart just now? I saw a snowflake walk by.
by Grover G3 July 27, 2022
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Look at that snowflake, being triggered by the religious
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Snowflake

Definition 1: A tiny ice crystal that falls from the sky, often stated to be completely different from other tiny ice crystals in formation.

Definition 2: Whiny babies.

See Also:

(Definition 1) Weather, precipitation, sleet, hail, blizzard
(Definition 2) MAGA, Donald Trump, fascists, FOX News
Person 1: Man, that's a lot of snowflakes!
Person 2: You talking weather or MAGA?
Person 1: The latter.
by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos September 2, 2022
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A phrase loosely used by the group of mostly but not limited to white Christians, especially boomers and older who are offended by literally everything that isn't a straight white able bodied what society accepts stereotype Christian in response to anyone younger than them discussing real world issues and solutions to problems because equality, condemning child abuse, diversity and the idea of everyone being able to have whatever identity they want without being assaulted in the streets so long as they harm no one is extremely offensive to them and feels like oppression after having their minds warped by Christianity, corrupt political views and being the only privileged group of people and only caring about preserving said privilege.

Many of those who loosely use this term without proper reason are so offended by literally everything that they resort to using highly abusive language accompanied by slurs and extended periods of verbal abuse towards even their own children to extinguish criticism and make them afraid to speak up.
You don't have PTSD from serving in the military, I regret not pushing mother into aborting you and you're just a fucking snowflake like the rest of your generation who's easily offended by everything plus my generation wasn't fucking retarded so you're ether going to smarten your ass up and get over it or I'll wake your ass up with firecrackers every night before I grab you by the neck and slam your ass into the floor until you don't get back up!
by 36368876 September 28, 2022
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A discriminatory term used to insult/categorize a person, with weaker emotional control when compared to others, for their inability to properly control/express their emotions due to easily hurt feelings and/or their ability to trigger an extreme emotional response to an insignificant problem or situation.
"Cindy is such a snowflaker, they threw a tantrum when Bob didn't compliment their hairstyle"
by AGuyTheNone December 22, 2022
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Overly sensitive person whose feelings and beliefs are hurt to the extreme! Proper term for pussy.
Coworker: That guy is such a snowflake.

Me: Don't you mean, pussy?!
Coworker: Yes but we are at work. Don't say it so loud!
Me: OK...snowflake.
by mitch_southpaw February 22, 2023
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Someone who is easily offended and susceptible to confirmation bias, usually with the tendency to dehumanize those they perceive as inferior or weak due to a deep-rooted sense of inadequacy, who resorts to deflection and projection when threatened or fearful of change
Person 1: How they’re allowing this nonsense about gender is truly disgraceful. These snowflakes get so triggered and whine when people don’t agree with them. Can you believe that crap?

Person 2: You literally just described yourself… but I also didn’t ask for this conversation, soooo I’m gonna go cause it’s taco Tuesday. Good luck though and hope you find some peace in your life!
by Fearthereaper72 May 14, 2023
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