Skip to main content

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.
I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.
by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010
mugGet the Shopping Calories mug.

Sloppy Adrian

Similar to a wet Willie, except the one performing the sloppy Adrian picks their nose, farts on the bogey/booger (depending on country), and inserts the fart mucus finger into a victims ear.
Quit picking your nose, it's gross... Why did you just fart on yo- What The Fuck!?

ha HA! Sloppy Adrianed you good!
by TheBeeKeeper777 November 30, 2011
mugGet the Sloppy Adrian mug.

sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.
Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch
by jawesome99 December 24, 2012
mugGet the sloppy snatch mug.

sloppy penis

Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy
"He has a sloppy penis"

"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"
by SwagDick February 20, 2014
mugGet the sloppy penis mug.

Sloppy Bros

When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.
"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
mugGet the Sloppy Bros mug.

shoppers elbow

A painful condition affecting one arm. Usually occurs during glutinous shopping around the holidays. Carrying loads of merchandise around a store in one arm will aggravate the muscles in the elbow and forearm.
Carrying all these $2.00 doorburster towel's is giving me shoppers elbow!
by Ddd17 March 2, 2016
mugGet the shoppers elbow mug.

Sloppy Hopper

When you take a bear fight/Leonardo dicaprio(Irish car bomb followed by a jäger bomb)followed by a trash can then go rafting with a shot of knob creek.
I took a sloppy hopper paid my tab then mounted and stuffed a cougar on my wall.
by Sterrringsloppyhoppy July 19, 2016
mugGet the Sloppy Hopper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email